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This stamp holds a special place in my heart <3
As many of you know, I do not like Twalight [which should be apparent from my loving term of endearment for it]. I have nothing against those of you who do, I just absolutely detest Edward Cullen. He may supposedly be the most romantic, "perfect" guy in the world, but he makes vampires look like total and absolute pussies. He fucking SPARKLES for God's sake! I'm a sucker for bad-boy vampires, and I think they ought to always be blood-thirsty, savage predators [even if some have a good side, it's still locked in there somehow]. I myself have some 'moral' vampire roleplay characters, but they still have that same basic predatory desire. They're more concerned with that pulsing warmth in your neck more so than falling absolutely, puppy-dog SICKLY in love with you and worshiping the ground you walk on. Sorry folks, but that's just me.

Another thing that bothers me is the level of franchise. Holy. Sheep-shit. Batman. There's fucking SHOESTRING CHARMS. WHO THE HELL NEEDS SHOESTRING CHARMS FOR ANYTHING?!?!?!?! I wanted to burn Wal-Mart to the ground the other day, and I LOVE WALLYWORLD! For the love of all that's sacred, please STOP with the merchandise!

Personally, I think Laurell K. Hamilton's character Jean-Claude is the most interesting [and not to mention HOT] vampire character I have yet to come across. I love the Anita Blake series with a passion, and I love this stamp just as much. I wanna make a damn shirt <3 Besides, she started the whole 'vampire & werewolf after the same girl' thing a LOOOOOONG time ago. Sorry Stephanie, but you suck, and you steal plots. Enough said.

For those of you wishing to take up the torch and BURN all Twatlight fandom at my side, I bid thee welcome. If not, don't bother commenting. Your comments will mean as little to me as Edward does! :]



PS: For those of you who love Richard [sorry, but I like him more than Jean-Claude myself :3] : [link]

PSS: This is specially dedicated to :icondragon260: because I know that she loves J.C. as much as I do <3

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OMG I FUCKING HATE TWILIGHT TOO = DDDD

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EPIC WIN.

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<3333
I know, right? I REALLY wanna make a shirt of this xD


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8D -tacklehugs-
Will you bear the torch with me?? >:3


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DO IT!

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The torch that we use to light up every single Twilight shrine in all the bookstores everywhere in the world?


Yes. Yes I will.

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JC would totally kick edward's ass... and could easily tear that whole family apart. ... *sigh* it would be a nice show though.... maybe asher and richard could help! :D

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I used to like Twilight, but after all the obsessive fangirling........*shudder*
All the merchandise and publicity and "OMG!!!! TWILIGHT!!!!!" is grating on my nerves. :steaming:
I don't mind it, but come on. Enough.
And I never did understand the sparkling......:shrug:

Have you heard of the Sookie Stackhouse series (aka the Southern Vampire series) by Charlaine Harris?
It also has the "vampire & werewolf fall for the same girl" situation, but it actually has a plot.
(I haven't read the Anita Blake series, but according to what you say, the same thing goes: It has a plot!)

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I was going to make one for Asher too, but I personally am more enamored with JC <3
Asher is a beast, though :]


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You'll find out 3 things: If you bleed, you're alive. If you emotionally hurt, you're human. And I guarantee that finally getting what you've been waiting for all this time is going to be a hell of a lot better than giving up early! - Me
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I've heard of it, but never read it. The Anita Blake series is very good up until about the 7th book. Then she just turns into a total whore. HOWEVER, they're still good. Muder mystery and fantasy crossovers. Amazing stuff, I tell ya.

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